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[笑话]Undertaker's Black Eye [不好意思放到茶馆,就上酒吧了] |
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Diamondhorse
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作者:Diamondhorse 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.
"What happened to you?" asked his wife.
"I had a terrible day." replied Roy. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a
man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they
couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.
Anyway, I went up and, sure enough, there was this big naked guy lying on
the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried
to snap it in half."
"I see" said his wife, "that must have been awful, but how did you get the
black eye?"
Roy replied: "Wrong room."
作者:Diamondhorse 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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- [笑话]Undertaker's Black Eye [不好意思放到茶馆,就上酒吧了] -- Diamondhorse - (729 Byte) 2012-2-16 周四, 12:39 (1355 reads)
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