April 16th, 2006学者发明完美臀部的算术公式
老实说除了对完美臀部比较感兴趣之外,本人还是很尊重女性的。不过看完这个公式之后本人觉得,悄悄地说,有点不尊重女人,尤其是集性感与美貌于一身的年轻女性。不过谁让我是个好色之徒呢,在美色与尊重之间我毫不犹豫地选择前者。并做好被女孩子臭骂和扔臭鸡蛋之准备。最后我还要郑重的提醒每一位对标准美女臀部感兴趣的哥们一句,其实每个男人心中都有自己的美女美臀标准,不要被这个貌似严谨的公式和标准吓倒,大胆的满足自己的美臀品位吧。对不住各位,我瞅见无数臭鸡蛋正向我袭来……
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Think you'’ve got a booty to rival Beyonce’’s? Now you can find out — with scientific certainty. 你想过获得一种东西来匹敌Beyonce臀部吗?有科学依据,现在你能找到了。 A team of British academics has developed a mathematical formula to determine just how perfect your posterior is. "The perfect female derriere has firmness to the touch and a resilience that prevents undue wobble or bounce, yet looks soft with flawless skin," said Dr. David Holmes, a psychology lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan University, who devised the formula for measuring one’’s moons. moons--slang : naked buttocks And the Rosetta Stone of bootyliciousness is: (S+C) x (B+F) / (T-V). While it may look complicated, getting to the bottom of the formula is easy, Holmes insists. First, a woman assesses her assets on a scale from 1 to 20 (1 being worst and 20 best) in the following categories: * S = overall shape (a ripe peach being just about right) * C = circularity (rounder is better) C等于曲线(浑圆为佳) * B = bounciness (less wobble is preferred) B 等于有弹性(较少颤抖晃动为佳) * F = firmness (too much push to that cushion loses points) F等于坚实(比软座垫要硬一些) * T = skin texture (no cellulite, please) T 等于皮肤质地 Then calculate this:然后进行如下计算: * V = the ratio of one’’s hips to waist. Finally, do the math. V 等于一个人的臀腰比例。 While everyone may aspire to cans of J.Lo or Jessica Simpson proportions, balance is key to achieving the perfect score of approximately 80. 计算出来的数值接近80,就可以称为完美臀部。 "Slender thighs and hip-to-waist ratio of 0.7 will frame the perfect bum, well, perfectly," Holmes said. "Kylie [Minogue] would score amazingly well on sphericality and symmetry. Her bottom is perfect in those categories, more so than the likes of . . . Jennifer Lopez, who has a more curvy posterior," he said. Interestingly, a poll of 2000 people across England found that while women sided with J. Lo’’s rump as the best, men preferred Minogue’’s. But science really settles nothing, says booty expert Sir-Mix-A-Lot. "They got to be juicy, round, with a little jiggle to it," the "Baby Got Back" rapper told The Post yesterday, laughing hysterically. "The bubbliness does matter." But there’’s only one way to measure the most desirable derriere, he said. "You know it when you see it," he said. "We could debate this all day." |